SpongeBob: Do you know what today is? So get your ear plugs ready. [Otis] It's a sunny day And I'm getting the mail Gotta spring in my step And a swish in my tail Otis: Good morning, crows! "Scaredy Pants" List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Employee of the Month" from Season 1, which aired on March 8, 2000. AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE BEACH?! March 8, 2000See more... May 2, 2000 September 10, 2002 July 16, 2008 Although SpongeBob’s costume scares no one, […] SpongeBob: I don’t know Patrick. [SpongeBob comes up with a shovel in his hand] Flying Dutchman(debut) 7. SpongeBob: Rawr! 019b - Neptune's Spatula. Somebody must've expected this. (notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet), SpongeBob: Gary, it’s Patrick! Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. [Squidward walks away, but is sprayed with meat for the last time. Whales are outside] Plankton: [scared] Ahhhh! SpongeBob: The name’s SquarePants. THAT IS THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF GOING OUT LIKE A PUNK! (holds up a pickle), Mr. Krabs: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. Squidward: No, how about you? I know! SpongeBob: Hey, what do you know? It was released digitally on February 28, 2016 and in print on March 23, 2016 by DC Comics. We should save our energy for work where we really need it. Boys, the Krabby Patties! 018a - Texas. Arthur and Pal are lying in bed. Takes SpongeBob off the rope) Let me tell you about scary, kid. Because scaredy pants powder comes from Lubbock, as everyone knows. New ... Because scaredy pants powder comes from Lubbock, as everyone knows. With Patrick’s help, SpongeBob devises what is sure to be the scariest costume ever. SpongeBob grabs a few clocks and destroys them one by one] Squidward is tied by his tentacles and SpongeBob runs by laughing. To get my face on the Wall of Shame? (holds up a krabby patty) Only bigger! (kids laugh), Kid #1: No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you. Don't go out like a punk! Truce? SpongeBob: You're right. Mr. Krabs: Hold on. SpongeBob: I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. Clean floors! Nighty Night. Trick-or-treaters (one in a witch costume, one in a pumpkin man costume and one in a mummy costume) 9. (everyone gasps as green smoke comes into the Krusty Krab. Frank: Hey, free Krabby Patties! 301 The Devil’s Playground. Kid #3: Hey, that’s not The Flying Dutchman, that’s SpongeBob! I scared him! 015b - Suds. Synopsis. Don't tell me! A green figure appears). [day is marked by a picture of Squidward's head] Today is the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month. Spike: Check. SpongeBob: Nooo! Squidward: There's nothing to this patty flipping, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: Boys! Turns around and 3 pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. He's trying to trick you, get inside your mind! It'll hurt my chances of winning the award! SpongeBob: Ha ha ha ha ha. [SpongeBob and Sandy sit enjoying the beach. [screaming] [crashing] Woah! The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Transcripts. Squidward: Mr. Krabs gives you that award, so you'll work harder for no extra money. Squidward: Oh, for what? This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 19:07. Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, SpongeBob ScaredyPants! (SpongeBob screams. Mr. Krabs 4. It was released digitally on 28 February 2016 and in print on 23 March 2016 by DC Comics. (Accidentally shoots himself in the crotch) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Squidward grabs another one and sets it on the stand. I’m going to scare him! SpongeBob: But, sir… “Scaredy Pants” aka “Hassle in the Castle”. We compare season one’s “Scaredy Pants” to the recent stop-motion animated special “The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom.” We also play SpongeBob trivia … Target sited. SpongeBob: (carves his pumpkin from the inside) Well, I’m sick of it. Well, almost everyone. Scaredy Pants is a transcript. Woah! … Squidward manages to climb out of the hole; SpongeBob wakes up to hear some hammering] Squidward! Squidward: Flowers and chocolate for you, Mr. Krabs! [shakes hands with Squidward, now he's thinking] He's nothing but a lying, boneless, ink-squirting, big-nosed phony! Patrick Star 3. Written by Paul Tibbitt and Peter Burns. Morrissey Heather Nuhfer Cover Dan Hipp "Scaredy Pants" is the twenty-ninth issue of the Teen Titans Go! You can't trust him as far as you can throw him. Cut to a Frisbee. (jellyfish zaps Patrick. (razors off more part. Template:Construction Scaredy Pants Writer P.C. The Land Before Time; The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water; The Land Before Time Transcripts; The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists With many thanks to Spongebuddy Mania for writing all the translscripts! [shows wall full of SpongeBob pictures for being Employee of the Month] [SpongeBob writes "loser." You can purchase quality haunted house costumes for your haunted house actors. If there ever was a time to grow a third dimension as a character, this is it. You’ll be going as my trick-or-treat bag! Grand Pumpkin; Kang and Kodos; Jack O'Lantern; Villains; Gremlin; Flanders the Devil; Phineas Flynn; Community. comic book series. Squidward: Clean tables, Mr. Krabs! SpongeBob sighs], SpongeBob: What a great day. Characters. His hand shakes as he tries to grab onto the rail. In this episode, SpongeBob tries to find a way to scare people. The Land Before Time; The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water; The Land Before Time Transcripts Don’t you want to hear my annual scary story? Squidward: [thinking] Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile. "Scaredy Pants" is an episode from season 1. Larry catches it and throws it to Sandy] In this episode, SpongeBob tries to find a way to scare people. Tries to adjust it again and you can hear SpongeBob's giggling. Scaredy Engines is a Thomas & Friends Halloween episode. Later he sees a Krabby Patty] Out of all the Dutchman costumes I’ve seen, yours is the most insulting. Everyone having fun. (lights go off and SpongeBob is lowered in appearing with a scary look. His hand shakes as he tries to grab onto the rail. (laughs evily) Ohh, sorry. [Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh at SpongeBob as he walks over to the wall and imagines Squidward laughing at him in the picture] SpongeBob is now shown as skinless with just a brain, eyes, and a mouth with the lower half of his body). SpongeBob: Nope! The episode begins with SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab during Halloween night. You could win it too if you tried harder. (drives off). Puff: Happy Halloween, Scaredypants. It’s little kids! 12 The Krusty Krab secret formula revealed [throws it and Gary goes after it but at a slow pace. Kid #2: Wasn’t that the Haunted Mattress? SpongeBob: Look, I'm putting my own money in the register, Mr. Krabs! SpongeBob Picture: There's no room for "buts" in war, soldier! Episode №: That’s just SpongeBob Scaredypants. He becomes frightened by a door closing and a message reading "BOO" on the order slips. 019a - Fools in April. [SpongeBob and Squidward continue calling out simultaneously about who is the winner] Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Employee_of_the_Month/transcript?oldid=3315213". (thunder appears and the front doors are open), Flying Dutchman: Enough! Everyone having fun. This is going to be a tough one though! Summary: Even bit down hard on his lip to hold back a laugh. Scaredy Pants - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. Spike: Check. (Patrick has some funny glasses on). Squidward: You're a lunatic, SpongeBob! (laughs evily) Ohh, sorry. Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. Squidward: I already told you, that award is a bunch of... [gets sprayed with meat again] ...baloney! (tries running out but Mr. Krabs stops him in his tracks). That's it! Costumes for the Haunted House industry. Well, almost everyone. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume), Kid: Trick-or-treat! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. (Spongebob is … [screaming] [crashing] Woah! Airdate: Later the two are trying to drag along some big items. Episode Article: Scaredy Pants. Twilight Sparkle: Quill. Squidward: Are y-Are you trying to say that you are better than me?! GetYarn.io now. Squidward: Oh, that's it, square-for-brains! That’s right y’all… Today we’re talking the GMOAT: The GREATEST MORTALITY OF ALL TIME: BLACK DEATH. [Squidward lifts his foot and tries to stomp the hat flat, but his foot hits something hard that is under the hat] Ow! For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! (SpongeBob jumps up screaming), Mr. Krabs: Ah, Scaredy Pants gets easier to scare every year! Squidward closes the door and SpongeBob slides around the door and then by Squidward's bed where the alarm clock is. Voice: SB-129. Don't you know that award is a load of-- [SpongeBob gets the patty off the ceiling, but he flings it into the fan and it sprays Squidward with all the meat] ...garbage. on the bottle with his finger in a script writing and runs away. And criminals are used to … Mr. Krabs: Money, money, gonna make some money! ), Mr. Krabs: Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? It’s my turn. There is one very important problem. Don't tell me! Boys, the Krabby Patties! (Squidward takes his costume off as SpongeBob, in a barrel, sees the pirate was Squidward. 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